BATTLESHIP

In the science fiction movie BATTLESHIP, a young immature Navy lieutenant, Alex Hopper, must step up and lead a group of sailors to stop alien invaders from destroying the human race. Despite some predictable, corny content, BATTLESHIP is turbo-charged fun once it gets going. The worldview is morally inspiring and patriotic, but it comes with lots of PG-13 foul language and intense action, so caution is advised. ...  MORE

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING traces the steps of fives couples in their collectively comical, learning-intensive and painstaking path to parenthood. With a high level of offensive sexual content and obscene language, along with a great tolerance for extramarital relations, WHAT TO EXPECT has too many characters and is ultimately unacceptable viewing for any age group, despite some positive elements. ...  MORE

HYSTERIA

HYSTERIA is a smutty romantic comedy set in 1880s London, about a young doctor who gets involved with the two daughters of an older doctor treating women suffering from hysteria. HYSTERIA has a Romantic, feminist, leftist worldview featuring lots of lewd content and some foul language. ...  MORE

ROMEO AND JULIET IN YIDDISH

ROMEO AND JULIET IN YIDDISH is a complicated story about a troubled, older Jewish graduate student in New York who hires two young disaffected Orthodox Jews to help her translate Shakespeare’s play into Yiddish. ROMEO AND JULIET IN YIDDISH tries to tell too many stories and has a politically correct, left-leaning humanist worldview with lots of strong foul language, a bedroom scene with explicit nudity, drug references, and a pro-homosexual subplot. ...  MORE

WHERE DO WE GO NOW?

WHERE DO WE GO NOW? is a Lebanese movie about women in a remote village who try to trick their Christian and Muslim men to keep them from trying to kill one another. WHERE DO WE GO NOW has lots of comedy, with some arresting moments of drama and tragedy, but there are too many characters, plenty of foul language, and too much lying to stop things from erupting into bloodshed. ...  MORE

GOD BLESS AMERICA

GOD BLESS AMERICA is an irreverent, violent black comedy about a dying middle-aged man and a 16-year-old girl who go on a killing spree against the people they hate, especially people who are cruel to the weak and disenfranchised. GOD BLESS AMERICA is an abhorrent, obscene, hateful, contradictory, and ultra-violent diatribe containing politically correct rage and some Anti-Christian bigotry. ...  MORE

GIRL IN PROGRESS

GIRL IN PROGRESS is a coming of age story for both a single mother and her teenage daughter, who decides she has to lose her virginity in order to grow up. GIRL IN PROGRESS is well made and entertaining, but extreme caution is advised because of some heavy themes and mature content. ...  MORE

TONIGHT YOU'RE MINE

TONIGHT YOU’RE MINE is an oddball romantic comedy about two young rock performers who get accidentally handcuffed together at a Scottish music festival. TONIGHT YOU’RE MINE has some funny, endearing moments, but it’s marred by lots of strong foul language and some other lewd elements. ...  MORE

DARK SHADOWS

DARK SHADOWS stars Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins, who has to fight a witch in 1772 and 1972 who has turned him into a vampire because he spurned her for another woman. DARK SHADOWS is a dark comedy with many funny moments and an affirmation of family, but the movie has a very strong Romantic worldview with unacceptable occult content, false theology, strong violence, and some lewd moments. ...  MORE

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS is a merry animated romp about a group of incompetent, silly pirates who get sidetracked on an adventure involving Queen Victoria, Charles Darwin, and a bird that was thought to have been extinct. THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS is a funny, playful animated movie for families, with a positive message that being faithful to one’s friends is more important than fame, glory, or riches. ...  MORE