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Pathetic Potty Humor

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Release Date: March 28, 2008

Starring: Drake Bell, Sarah Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Leslie Nielsen, Kevin Hart, Marion Ross, and Ryan Hansen

Genre: Comedy/Parody

Audience: Teenagers and adults

Rating: PG-13

Runtime: 85 minutes

Address Comments To:

Harry E. Sloan, Chairman/CEO
Clark Woods, President of Domestic Theatrical Distribution
MGM Studios Inc.
(Partially owned by Sony Corporation of America)
10250 Constellation Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 900067
Phone: (310) 449-3000
Fax: (310) 449-8819
Website: www.mgm.com

Content:

(PaPa, Ab, Ho, LLL, VV, SS, N, AA, DD, MMM) Strong pagan worldview where gross behavior is presented as a reason for purchasing a ticket and sex and bathroom humor, rather than real satire, are what defines movie, plus movie briefly makes fun of Pope, Dalai Lama and saying prayers to Jesus before a meal and two or three homosexual jokes; at least 37 obscenities, five profanities, one blasphemy, and extreme bathroom humor including lengthy scene of hero relieving himself of many gallons of liquid and grandmother passes gas for lengthy period peeling wallpaper from walls and blowing girlfriend’s hair as if she were in a windstorm; strong violence includes animals accidentally burned up or electrocuted, old woman and her dog fed into a tree limb shreader, assorted fights, villain sucks life out of people leaving them aged-looking and dead; strong sexual content includes assorted animals commit bestiality with hero when he is accidentally doused in stimulating scent, hero with sticky hands rips clothes off of people, hero peeps at girl getting dressed in house next door, hero observes fat naked man in window next door, attempted and implied necrophilia, implied adultery, and uncle says “providing cheap Internet porn” is a heroic activity; upper male nudity and female cleavage; alcohol use, including man offers underage nephew a beer and some characters appear to be alcoholics; smoking and several drug references; and, sick humor in abundance.

Summary:

SUPERHERO MOVIE mixes the plots for SPIDER-MAN, THE X-MEN, FANTASTIC FOUR, and BATMAN into a smelly concoction focusing on a dragonfly superhero. The movie is another lame rewrite of ultra-popular movies to add great amounts of the bathroom humor, crude sexual content and strong foul language wisely left out of the originals.

Review:

SUPERHERO MOVIE is another lame rewrite of ultra-popular movies to add the bathroom humor, crude sexual content and strong foul language wisely left out of the originals. If you enjoy watching people either go to the bathroom, or rapidly repeat the profane description for going to the bathroom, this movie’s for you – otherwise avoid it.

SUPERHERO MOVIE mixes the plots for SPIDER-MAN, THE X-MEN, FANTASTIC FOUR, and BATMAN into a smelly concoction resulting in a dragonfly superhero. Orphaned at an early age, Rick Ricker lives with his Aunt Lucille and Uncle Albert. Rick is secretly in love with the girl next door, who’s dating Lance Landers, the rich nephew of businessman Lou Landers. During a school field trip, Rick is accidentally bitten by a genetically enhanced dragonfly. This gives him superpowers.

After advice from mutant benefactor Dr. Xavier, Rick decides to battle crime as The Dragonfly. Meanwhile, Lance’s uncle is transformed into the super-villain Hourglass.

SUPERHERO MOVIE’s storyline serves only as an excuse to film scatological scenes of bathroom humor. Included in the “humor” is a scene with bestiality and one where the hero’s uncle, played by Leslie Nielson, attempts to have sexual relations with a dead woman. In another scene, Neilson, who has starred in a series of similar parodies, comments that “providing cheap internet porn” is one of the traits of a true hero.

Good satire can be hilarious. Good comedy itself is a fine art. Showing a grandmother pass gas for three minutes is not. On rare occasions, something gross done by a baby can cause those present to laugh. If the baby repeats the behavior, it can become disgusting and infuriating. If you continue to laugh at disgusting things, a child may grow up to make movies like SUPERHERO MOVIE.

Don’t bother to go see this trash. Don’t encourage Hollywood to make more movies that should be sent directly to sewage treatment plants.

In Brief:

SUPERHERO MOVIE is another lame rewrite of ultra-popular movies to add the bathroom humor, crude sexual content and foul language wisely left out of the originals. The story mixes the plots for SPIDER-MAN and other superhero movies into a smelly concoction featuring a dragonfly superhero. Rick Ricker lives with his Aunt Lucille and Uncle Albert. Rick is secretly in love with the girl next door, who’s dating Lance Landers, the rich nephew of businessman Lou Landers. During a school field trip, Rick is bitten by a genetically enhanced dragonfly. This gives him superpowers. After advice from mutant benefactor Dr. Xavier, Rick decides to battle crime as The Dragonfly. Meanwhile, Lance’s uncle is transformed into the super-villain Hourglass.

If you enjoy watching people either go to the bathroom, or rapidly repeat the profane description for going to the bathroom, this movie’s for you. Otherwise avoid it. Good satire can be hilarious. Good comedy is an art. Showing a grandmother pass gas for three minutes is not. Besides bathroom humor and strong foul language, the movie briefly makes fun of the Pope, the Dalai Lama and saying prayers to Jesus before a meal.