MEN IN BLACK II Add To My Top 10
Form Without Substance
Release Date: July 03, 2002
Genre: Science Fiction/Comedy
Audience: Older children to adults
Runtime: 88 minutes
Distributor: Columbia Pictures/Sony
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Producer: Walter F. Parkes and Laurie MacDonald
Writer: Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro
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The opening is very clever. It shows Peter Graves from an old television show entitled MYSTERIES FROM SPACE showing a hokey science fiction story about this princess landing on earth to get the help of a super secret society called Men in Black to protect a device, the Light of Zartha, that could blow up the universe. As she is handing the device to the Men in Black, another alien lands who’s a pile of veggie snakes named Serleena, an evil Kylothian creature who wants to destroy the Princess and her people.
Now, years later, Serleena is racing through the galaxy destroying planets looking for the light of Zartha. Jay, played with verve by Will Smith, happens upon Serleena's evil plot to destroy the world. The only one who could possibly help him save the world is Agent Kay, played by Tommy Lee Jones, whose memory was erased at the end of the first MEN IN BLACK movie. Jay goes to the lowly post office where Kay works, surrounded by aliens disguised as human beings. Jay tries to convince Kay that he’s an agent from Men in Black.
By the time they get back to New York, Serleena has already taken over the Men in Black headquarters and has done nasty things to all sorts of people, including Zed played by Rip Torn. The rest of the movie involves Kay being re-neuralized, finding the Light of Zartha, saving the planet, and sending the Princess back home.
MEN IN BLACK II is crowded with sight gags, some highly sexual, such as the Ballchinian who clearly has, and we hate to say this, male testicles hanging from his chin, and the worms who dance with the love interest in clearly phallic ways. A few less sight gags may have worked. As it is, the constant violence and sight gags just produces an overload.
The real problem with the movie is that the producers did not think through the story. Instead of character development, there’s jumping conflict. Kay goes from being de-neuralized to being a super agent in the blink of an eye. Once he gets his memory back, the audience knows that he’s won, so the movie is one long resolution with no sense of jeopardy. All of the plot problems could have been easily fixed in the scriptwriting and the fixes are so clear that the movie could be used as an example of bad scriptwriting, in the tradition of MISSION TO MARS, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE and A.I. This is disappointing because everybody was looking forward to the movie. When filmmakers find themselves with these problems, they often make the mistake made here of throwing in more sex and violence to try to fill the plot holes.
The worldview here is clearly eclectic. There is a "God bless you," a reference to the occult practice of astrology, and a reference to multiverses, all treated with irreverence. In addition to this, there are more than 25 obscenities and profanities.
These filmmakers have done some great movies, SCHINDLER’S LIST, AMISTAD, but their clunkers have often fallen into this really bad clunker category, such as WILD WILD WEST and THE CREW with Richard Dreyfuss, and their clunkers have the same problems this movie has. The problem is, this movie needed a better writer.
Don’t be confused by the initial popularity of MEN IN BLACK II. Like PLANET OF THE APES, people will come away disappointed. There are some good movies out there this summer. For those who want family stuff, there’s STUART LITTLE 2 and LILO & STITCH, and for those who want movies for older audiences, there’s MINORITY REPORT, and many more in both categories.
MEN IN BLACK II is crowded with sight gags, some highly sexual. A few less sight gags may have worked. As it is, the constant violence and sight gags just produces an overload. The problem is, the filmmakers did not think through the story. They need a much better script. The worldview here is clearly eclectic. There is a "God bless you", a reference to the occult practice of astrology, and a reference to multiverses, all treated with irreverence. In addition to this, there are more than 25 obscenities and profanities.