THE VIRGINITY HIT

Encouraging Teenage Depravity

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Release Date: September 10, 2010

Starring: Matt Bennett, Zack Pearlman,
Nicole Weaver, Jacob Davich,
Justine Klein, Krysta
Rodriguez, and Seth Barrish

Genre: Comedy

Audience: Older teenagers and adults

Rating: R

Runtime: 86 minutes

Distributor: Columbia Pictures/Sony
Pictures Entertainment

Director: Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland

Executive Producer: Owne Burke

Producer: Will Ferrell, Adam McKay,
Chris Henchy, Peter
Principato, and Paul Young

Writer: Andrew Gurland and Huck Botco

Address Comments To:

Michael Lynton, Chairman/CEO
Amy Pascal, Chairman - Motion Picture Group
Sony Pictures Entertainment (Columbia Pictures/TriStar/Screen Gems/Provident/Triumph Films)
10202 West Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232-3195
Phone: (310) 244-4000; Fax: (310) 244-2626
Web Page: www.spe.sony.com/

Content:

(PaPaPa, Ab, HoHo, LLL, VV, SSS, NNN, AAA, DDD, MMM) Very strong pagan worldview celebrating perverse, hedonistic behavior, plus a blasphemous comment made about God and depicted lesbian kiss; at least 114 obscenities (including many “f” words), two strong profanities, 11 light profanities, blasphemous talk about God in one scene, two obscene gestures, and much crude and vulgar talk about sex, mostly involving teenagers; some strong comic violence such as karate chop to the face, son gets revenge on thieving father by deliberately wrecking his boat, man pushes teenager to the ground, man chases daughter’s boyfriend and his friend who have snuck into man’s house, some pratfalls; very strong sexual content includes depicted fornication, depicted oral sex, drunken incest cut short between boy and adoptive sister, much crude talk about sex, references to porn on Internet and porn videos, teenagers visit strip club, almost constant crude talk about sex, two teenage girls kiss in one scene, porn star decides against being paid to have relations with teenage boy, suggestive dancing, etc.; total full frontal female nudity in a couple shots, many shots of upper female nudity, some shots of rear female nudity, some upper male nudity, and teenage girls wear bikinis at pool; teenage alcohol use and scenes of teenage drunkenness; smoking and major plot device involves teenagers smoking marijuana, which is depicted; and, stealing, shoplifting, cheating, deceit, violations of people’s privacy, vandalism, revenge, humiliation.

Summary:

THE VIRGINITY HIT is about three high school friends who try to help their nerdiest friend lose his virginity. THE VIRGINITY HIT is one of the most depraved, godless teen sex comedies ever to come out of Hollywood.

Review:

THE VIRGINITY HIT is one of the most depraved, godless teen sex comedies ever to come out of Hollywood.

The movie’s basic storyline is that four high school friends in New Orleans pledge to smoke marijuana from a special bong the day that each one of them loses their virginity. Two years later, however, the nerdiest of the four friends, Matt, has yet to fornicate with his long-time girlfriend, Nicole. Matt’s best friend, Zack, who records everything they do with a video camera and is Matt’s adoptive brother, keeps egging Matt and Nicole to do it. Before they can do the deed, however, Nicole has a drunken petting encounter with a college student at his fraternity house.

Zack encourages Matt to get two hotel rooms and, just after he and Nicole finish their sexual encounter, Zack and the rest of their friends, including some other girls, will pop out of the next room and show Nicole she was being recorded. Matt can’t go through with it, however, so he and Nicole break up just as her father shows up to whisk her away.

Of course, Zack posts Matt’s whole story on YouTube. This attracts a young woman named Becca, who offers to sleep with Matt and end his virginity. Zack encourages Matt to meet with Becca. After jumping through a couple hoops to get together with her, however, she reveals that the whole thing was a hoax on Matt. The woman was actually a graduate student doing a research project on the male sex drive. And, she posts another very embarrassing video of Matt on the Internet.

Matt is now very mad at Zack. He’s also very depressed, refusing to come out of his room except for brief periods.

Zack cooks up another scheme to get Matt in bed with a girl. He decides to raise money to buy a night with Matt’s favorite porn star.

Of course, more lewd shenanigans occur. In between times, Matt learns that his estranged father, allegedly a recovering drug addict, stole all the money out of the college fund that Matt’s late mother left for him before she died of cancer. Matt gets revenge on his father, who lives in the bayou. Afterwards, everyone gets so drunk that Matt almost sleeps with his adoptive sister, who’s Zack’s biological sibling.

THE VIRGINITY HIT is a godless movie that promotes teenage sex, teenage marijuana use, teenage drunkenness, teenagers getting into bars and strip clubs, pornography, revenge, and even stealing to satisfy one’s lusts. At the same time, it has a constant stream of crude, vulgar language and images of extreme graphic nudity. To top it all off, the movie encourages young people to post all such activities on the Internet, thus ruining their whole reputations for the rest of the lives. Consequently, while THE VIRGINITY HIT stops just short of linking American teenagers with hardcore pornography, it does all that it can to destroy what little “purity” that remains among them.

Many atheists, liberals, radical leftists, libertarians, etc., may think all this is no big deal, or even a big joke. But, it’s clear that a great majority of our fellow citizens have grown so desensitized by this kind of sexual hedonism and paganism spewed from Hollywood that they can’t be roused to put a stop to it now, completely and forever. Otherwise, the bank accounts of non-profit media groups like MOVIEGUIDE® would be overflowing with tens of millions of dollars, if not hundreds.

Rest assured, however, that MOVIEGUIDE® will continue to do all that it can, whatever its funds, to protect children and teenagers from such disgusting filth. In the meantime, please help us by reminding everyone you know, including your elected representatives, that the First Amendment does not protect this kind of degenerate softcore pornography, much less hardcore pornography.

In Brief:

THE VIRGINITY HIT is one of the most depraved, godless teen sex comedies ever to come out of Hollywood. The movie’s basic storyline is that four high school friends in New Orleans pledge to smoke marijuana from a special bong the day that each one of them loses their virginity. Two years later, however, the nerdiest of the four friends, Matt, has yet to fornicate with his long-time girlfriend, Nicole. Matt’s best friend, Zack, who records everything they do with a video camera and is Matt’s adoptive brother, keeps egging on Matt and Nicole. Things don’t always go according to Zack and Matt’s plans, however.

THE VIRGINITY HIT shamelessly promotes teenage sex, teenage marijuana use, teenage drunkenness, teenagers getting into bars and strip clubs, pornography, revenge, and even stealing to satisfy one’s lusts. At the same time, it has a constant stream of obscene, vulgar language and extreme graphic nudity. To top it all off, the movie encourages young people to post all such activities on the Internet, thus ruining their whole reputations for the rest of the lives. Please visit Movieguide.org and help us put a stop to such abhorrent trash.