Revenge of the Losers
Release Date: August 18, 2006
Starring: Justin Long, Adam Herschman,
Jonah Hill, Blake Lively,
Columbus Short, Maria Thayer,
and Lewis Black
Audience: Teenagers and adults
Runtime: 94 minutes
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Director: Steven Pink
Executive Producer: Louis G. Friedman, Brian Lutz,
Mark Perez, and Scott Stuber
Producer: Michael Bostick and Tom
Writer: Adam Cooper, Bill Collage and
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Bartleby Gains (played by Justin Long) has been rejected from every college to which he’s applied. For various reasons (some ridiculous, some credible) so have a handful of other graduating seniors. Rather than doing what any other college hopeful in this situation might do (no one in this movie has apparently ever heard of a junior college), Bartleby and company fabricate fake acceptance letters to a made-up college in an effort to assuage their parents’ demands to earn a degree. They name their college the South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.*.T). Despite being so clever, fake letters and a phony website aren’t enough to convince Mom and Dad. So they lease and, with the trusty help of a peppy montage, renovate an old mental health asylum. When Mom and Dad Gains demand to meet the dean, an alcoholic former academic (Lewis Black) agrees to play the part.
Bartleby’s plan to quietly weather the academic year playing video games while mom and dad think he’s giving it the old college try hits a snag when a couple hundred new students show up ready to matriculate. Seems their phony website actually sent acceptance letters to all who applied. In the style of movies like these, all the would-be students show up at the same time and wait en mass for their cue to enter the building.
This underachiever-verses-the-mainstream comedy relies on a host of conventions that generations of movies have codified. ACCEPTED employs them all while also borrowing heavily from other college movies: the struggle and triumph of the losers and misfits over the mainstream; a motley core group led by a charismatic but underappreciated male hero that includes at least one female and one idiot; a cardboard villain who’s almost always out to build something on land currently occupied by the protagonists (in this case it’s an addition to the university across the street); a washed-up adult who gets another shot to make a difference; a climactic trial/hearing/board meeting in which a heartfelt soliloquy carries the day; the vilification of square-jawed frat boys as sadistic jerks (probably the only realistic element in the film); and, a muddled “to-thine-own-self-be-true” doctrine that somehow alleviates the need for all rational thinking and accountability.
Despite its strict adherence to formula and its reliance on crude humor, ACCEPTED delivers some genuinely funny moments. Lewis Black’s characteristic angry-man persona works well in his role as the dean but most of the laughs belong to Jonah Hill who plays Bartleby’s best friend Schrader. His one-liners and endearing fat-boy who wants to be a frat-boy shtick consistently buoy the absurdly predictable script.
MOVIEGUIDE viewers will want to take note of the caution warnings for crude sexual humor as well as the amount of foul language. The S.H.*.T. jokes do tend to pile up.
ACCEPTED relies on a host of clichés but contains some funny moments and good performances. Most of the laughs belong to Jonah Hill, who plays Bartleby’s best friend Schrader. His one-liners and endearing fat-boy who wants to be a frat-boy shtick buoy the absurdly predictable script. MOVIEGUIDE advises extreme caution, however, because of the movie's crude sexual humor, foul language and Romantic worldview.