CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE

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Release Date: February 28, 2003

Starring: Jet Li, DMX, Gabrielle Union, Mark Dacascos, Anthony Anderson, and Kelly Hu

Genre: Action Thriller/Martial Arts
Movie

Audience: Young teenagers to
adults REVIEWER: Joseph L.
Kalcso There is something
really wrong with a movie that
is written at the intellectual
level of an 8-year-old, yet
carries an "R" rating meant to
keep someone that age away
from it in the first place.
Regrettably, that is just one
example of what is wrong with
CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE. CRADLE 2
THE GRAVE begins promisingly
enough with the suspenseful
execution of a daring plan to
break into the Diamond
Exchange to steal millions of
dollars in precious stones. No
sooner is the grand scheme set
into motion than it begins to
come apart at the seams as Su
(Jet Li), a Taiwanese
government agent, throws a big
monkey wrench into the works
by alerting the police to the
robbery in progress. Totally
unaware that the flawless
black diamonds they are
carrying away with their booty
have a much more ominous
reason for their value than
sheer beauty, the audacious
team led by Tony Fait (DMX)
manage to get away from the
cops in the nick of time.
Naturally, the more sinister
the diamonds' potential
purpose may be, the more
villains, crime lords, and
vicious killers which wind up
attracted to them, and a mad,
murderous dash in pursuit of
the stones soon ensues. In the
end, special agent Su will get
to face the evil Ling (Mark
Dacascos), his old nemesis who
is as skilled in the martial
arts as he is ruthless, and
Fait will have to contend with
the kidnapping of his own
daughter, Vanessa (Roxana
Brusso). Lucky for them, Fait
and agent Su are not in this
alone, they will count on the
assistance of Fait's
resourceful partners in crime,
which includes the beautiful
Daria (Gabrielle Union) and
the talented Tommy (Anthony
Anderson). Bringing up the
rear is Tom Arnold as Archie,
a good-natured con artist and
black market dealer
par-excellence. The stage is
now set for Su to try to
recover the stones, which
belong to his government and
pose a potential threat to the
world's stability. Tony Fait
will have to try to rescue his
young daughter whom by now he
has come to realize is more
valuable than any precious
stone he's ever had, while the
evil Ling will attempt to get
the diamonds to achieve his
greedy, diabolic aims. Throw
in some fairly spectacular
chase sequences using cars,
motorcycles, ATVs, and SUVs, a
couple of jet powered
helicopters, large caliber
guns, knives, even kitchen
forks, kick boxing, tae kwon
do, dead bodies all over,
sexual titillation, loud
music, and even a military
tank, and there you have it, a
slightly better than totally
forgettable production. All
having been said, CRADLE 2 THE
GRAVE is one small cut above
the derivative, though still
purely generic, as
video-game-mentality movie
followers of this type of
action movie have grown
comfortably accustomed to
today. Yet, this movie could
have been a lot better if its
producers had only had the
creativity and courage to
leave the same old overused
plot devices and ideas where
they belonged, namely in other
more successful films. A
steamy strip tease scene
played by Daria, foul language
permeating the entire movie,
and moral relativism
justifying criminal behavior
do not help either. Some
credit, however, should be
given to Director Andrzej
Bartkowiak for a few riveting
hand to hand combat and
spectacular chase scenes.
Editor Derek G. Brechin, and
Director of Photography Daryn
Okada should get the lion's
share of that credit, however,
for the crisp, snappy, well
shot action, and expert
intercutting of multiple
scenes. Jet Li, as a laconic,
pockmark faced Jackie Chan
type, is just too stoic to be
really liked here, and DMX
together with Jet Li as the
lean, mean, fighting machine
duo have all the charm of a
glass of warm water. On the
other hand, and partially due
to low expectations, DMX does
fairly well by himself as
another angry rapper turned to
angry actor. Roxana Brusso is
cute as Fait's feisty little
daughter, but Gabrielle Union
as Daria comes across a touch
too shallow to make a lasting
impression. Mark Dascascos is
impressive enough as the evil
Ling, while the beautiful
Kelly Hu as his equally evil
sidekick does not get any
considerable screen time to
fully show her capabilities.
Tom Arnold as Archie, the
you-name-it-I-got-it-for-a-price
dealer, tries too hard to play
his role as comedic relief
designee, and in the end is
neither funny, nor serious
enough. In this weak talent
field it is Anthony Anderson
who ultimately rises to the
top, showing some solid acting
skills. Close to the beginning
of the movie, Fait prays to
the angels of the West, East,
South and North before tucking
his daughter to bed, and
nearing the end he has a
change of heart, deciding to
give up his life of crime. If
that small prayer was able to
accomplish so much in the time
it took to run the movie, it
is not hard to imagine how
much more good it would have
done if DMX had found the one
and only God of the Bible, who
is truly everywhere, and had
prayed for the producers of
this unwholesome turkey to
make a better movie than it
turned out to be. Please
address your comments
to: Barry M. Meyer,
Chairman/CEO Warner Bros.,
Inc. 4000 Warner
Blvd. Burbank, CA
91522-0001 Phone: (818)
954-6000 Website:
www.movies.warnerbros.com

Rating: R

Runtime: 101 minutes

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Content:

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GENRE: Action Thriller/Martial Arts Movie

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Summary:

CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE stars rapper DMX as a jewel thief and martial arts actor Jet Li as a Taiwanese government agent, who team up to recover some ominous black diamonds and the thief's young daughter. Some overused plot devices, lots of strong foul language, and sexual content spoil this movie.

Review:

There is something really wrong with a movie that is written at the intellectual level of an 8-year-old, yet carries an "R" rating meant to keep someone that age away from it in the first place. Regrettably, that is just one example of what is wrong with CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE.

CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE begins promisingly enough with the suspenseful execution of a daring plan to break into the Diamond Exchange to steal millions of dollars in precious stones. No sooner is the grand scheme set into motion than it begins to come apart at the seams as Su (Jet Li), a Taiwanese government agent, throws a big monkey wrench into the works by alerting the police to the robbery in progress. Totally unaware that the flawless black diamonds they are carrying away with their booty have a much more ominous reason for their value than sheer beauty, the audacious team led by Tony Fait (DMX) manage to get away from the cops in the nick of time. Naturally, the more sinister the diamonds' potential purpose may be, the more villains, crime lords, and vicious killers which wind up attracted to them, and a mad, murderous dash in pursuit of the stones soon ensues.

In the end, special agent Su will get to face the evil Ling (Mark Dacascos), his old nemesis who is as skilled in the martial arts as he is ruthless, and Fait will have to contend with the kidnapping of his own daughter, Vanessa (Roxana Brusso). Lucky for them, Fait and agent Su are not in this alone, they will count on the assistance of Fait's resourceful partners in crime, which includes the beautiful Daria (Gabrielle Union) and the talented Tommy (Anthony Anderson). Bringing up the rear is Tom Arnold as Archie, a good-natured con artist and black market dealer par-excellence. The stage is now set for Su to try to recover the stones, which belong to his government and pose a potential threat to the world's stability. Tony Fait will have to try to rescue his young daughter whom by now he has come to realize is more valuable than any precious stone he's ever had, while the evil Ling will attempt to get the diamonds to achieve his greedy, diabolic aims. Throw in some fairly spectacular chase sequences using cars, motorcycles, ATVs, and SUVs, a couple of jet powered helicopters, large caliber guns, knives, even kitchen forks, kick boxing, tae kwon do, dead bodies all over, sexual titillation, loud music, and even a military tank, and there you have it, a slightly better than totally forgettable production.

All having been said, CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE is one small cut above the derivative, though still purely generic, as video-game-mentality movie followers of this type of action movie have grown comfortably accustomed to today. Yet, this movie could have been a lot better if its producers had only had the creativity and courage to leave the same old overused plot devices and ideas where they belonged, namely in other more successful films. A steamy strip tease scene played by Daria, foul language permeating the entire movie, and moral relativism justifying criminal behavior do not help either. Some credit, however, should be given to Director Andrzej Bartkowiak for a few riveting hand to hand combat and spectacular chase scenes. Editor Derek G. Brechin, and Director of Photography Daryn Okada should get the lion's share of that credit, however, for the crisp, snappy, well shot action, and expert intercutting of multiple scenes.

Jet Li, as a laconic, pockmark faced Jackie Chan type, is just too stoic to be really liked here, and DMX together with Jet Li as the lean, mean, fighting machine duo have all the charm of a glass of warm water. On the other hand, and partially due to low expectations, DMX does fairly well by himself as another angry rapper turned to angry actor. Roxana Brusso is cute as Fait's feisty little daughter, but Gabrielle Union as Daria comes across a touch too shallow to make a lasting impression. Mark Dascascos is impressive enough as the evil Ling, while the beautiful Kelly Hu as his equally evil sidekick does not get any considerable screen time to fully show her capabilities. Tom Arnold as Archie, the you-name-it-I-got-it-for-a-price dealer, tries too hard to play his role as comedic relief designee, and in the end is neither funny, nor serious enough. In this weak talent field it is Anthony Anderson who ultimately rises to the top, showing some solid acting skills.

Close to the beginning of the movie, Fait prays to the angels of the West, East, South and North before tucking his daughter to bed, and nearing the end he has a change of heart, deciding to give up his life of crime. If that small prayer was able to accomplish so much in the time it took to run the movie, it is not hard to imagine how much more good it would have done if DMX had found the one and only God of the Bible, who is truly everywhere, and had prayed for the producers of this unwholesome turkey to make a better movie than it turned out to be.

Please address your comments to:

Barry M. Meyer, Chairman/CEO

Warner Bros., Inc.

4000 Warner Blvd.

Burbank, CA 91522-0001

Phone: (818) 954-6000

Website: www.movies.warnerbros.com

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