"Ultra Poor Taste"
What You Need To Know:
This movie will be a frontrunner for our Rotten Banana Awards for the most offensive movies of the year. The acting and production quality are horrible. Whoever made this movie must think very poorly of the human race to believe a sizable number of people would want to pay money to see what they’ve created. Equally shocking is that this movie is released by a major studio. Particularly puzzling is the appearance of Ernest Borgnine in a bit part. Did he agree to his role without reading the entire script?
(PaPaPa, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, AAA, DDD, MMM) Very strong, sex-crazed vulgar pagan worldview; at least 100 obscenities, six strong profanities and 11 light profanities; Very strong comical violence includes man attacked by sharks twice, man eaten by piranhas, man cut in half, fistfights, men have teeth knocked out by car; graphic sex between a man and woman and frank discussion of other sex acts; mutilated male genitals shown and male goes to hospital to have turkey removed after swallowing his private parts, plus topless women dancers; excessive alcohol use and jokes made about a drunk trying to get sober; man smokes cigar and several scenes of heavy drug use including marijuana use and a scene involving the abuse of stolen dentist anesthesia; and, stealing, tattoos and assorted attempts to use gross things to get a laugh.
STRANGE WILDERNESS is an unbelievably poor quality comedy about a crew making a wilderness television program. It overflows with foul language and contains abundant sex, violence, nudity, drugs and alcohol that is more then just vile, but sickening.
The fact that anyone would finance this movie, produce it, distribute it or book it into a theater makes you wonder about the sanity of all involved. Particularly puzzling is the appearance of Ernest Borgnine in a bit part. Did he agree to his role without reading the entire script? Is anyone that desperate for a paycheck? Equally shocking is that this movie is not released by some fly-by-night distributor.
The “story” is about the vulgar idiotic son of a popular wilderness show host who tries to keep the show going with the help of an equally vulgar, drug-addicted crew. Their last hope to keep the show alive is to film a Bigfoot sighting. The “story” is nothing more than excuse to use more foul language and engage in vulgar activity such as a turkey attacking a man’s private parts while he relieves himself outdoors.
This movie will be a frontrunner for the 2008 most unbearable awards. The acting and production quality are horrible. Whoever made this movie must think very poorly of the human race to believe a sizable number of people would want to pay $9 to $11 to see what they’ve created.
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