THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS
Rocky Road to Virtue
Starring: Kristen Johnson, Mark Addy,
Stephen Baldwin, Jane
Krakowski, Alan Cumming, &
Audience: All ages
Runtime: 91 minutes
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Director: Brian Levant
Executive Producer: Joseph Barbera, William Hanna
& Dennis E. Jones
Producer: Bruce Cohen & Steven Spielberg
Writer: Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan,
Jim Cash, & Jack Epps, Jr.
Address Comments To:Edgar Bronfman, Jr., President/CEO
The Seagram Co.
100 Universal City Plaza
Universal City, CA 91608-1085
Phone: (818) 777-1000
Web Page: www.universalstudios.com
Surprisingly, the movie starts in space, with a group of aliens on a flying saucer who reproduce asexually, traveling to earth to find out how earthlings reproduce. The alien Gazoo (Alan Cumming), who is told that he is chosen because he is expendable, is sent to earth to study the mating habits of humans.
The movie then cuts to a baby shower which establishes that Wilma Slaghoople (played by Kristen Johnson from 3rd TOCK FROM THE SUN) comes from an extremely wealthy family, so wealthy in fact that Chip Rockefeller wants to marry her for her money. Wilma is tired of a false life of wealth and security, and so she wants to try real life, including poverty and bowling, and looks longingly from the spacious balcony of her mountain top mansion at the glittering lights of the pre-historic town of Bedrock. After a spat with her mother (played villainously by Joan Collins), Wilma leaves home, and eventually finds herself down and out at a burger drive-in where Betty (Jane Krakowski) works. Betty thinks Wilma is a homeless street person and, as an act of kindness, takes Wilma to her apartment.
Meanwhile, Fred (Mark Addy) and Barney (Stephen Baldwin) are trying to pass their crane operator exams at the rock quarry. Barney is given the task of sticking a thermometer into the rear end of a sick dinosaur that has flatulence. Meanwhile, Fred accidentally drops a rock on his examiner, who is compressed into the ground. They pass their exam, but Fred is not happy because he doesn’t have a girlfriend to share his victory.
As Fred bemoans his single status, the alien Gazoo crash lands next to them. After some obligatory slapstick violence, Gazoo tells them of his mission to study the mating habits of human beings.
Following this alien encounter, they go to the burger joint, where they meet Wilma and Betty. Gazoo tags along, but only Fred and Barney can see him, thus setting up a series of gags as he tries to speed up their mating habits throughout the movie.
Wilma and Fred and Betty and Barney fall for each other. Eventually, Wilma invites Fred, Barney and Betty to her home for her father’s birthday, which they wreck in classic slapstick comic style.
Because he needs Wilma’s money to pay off his debts, Chip Rockefeller invites the four of them to his new casino in Rock Vegas so that he can make fools out of Fred and Barney and win Wilma back. Two mob goons are threatening to kill Chip if he doesn’t pay those debts within days.
At his casino, Chip tricks Fred into losing more than a million clams and then sets Fred up as a thief. Eventually, Fred and Barney have to dress as showgirls to get past the police and the security officers to rescue Wilma from Chip.
As was the case with the first FLINTSTONES movie, there’s plenty of sight gags and eye candy to keep children entertained. Although the plot is complex, many children will just enjoy the roller coaster ride. The acting is surprisingly good, with all the principles doing their best to make these cartoon characters real.
Moral principles are pointedly upheld in the end. Honesty, marriage, decency, commitment, and hard work win over gambling, deception, greed, avarice, and envy. Both Joseph Barbera and William Hanna have a Christian testimony, and it shows in the clarity of the moral message.
Regrettably, getting to this high-minded ending involves some low-life humor and some politically correct class envy. Wilma wants true love, but she rebels against her parents. All of those from high society are portrayed as scheming and deceitful or as airheads. This type of class envy is more than regrettable, but it is slightly balanced by making fun of Fred and Barney’s lack of etiquette.
The physical slapstick violence is pretty lightweight and not something that children would want to copy. However, the homosexual references are annoying and the cross-dressing is unnecessary.
In all, VIVA ROCK VEGAS is a rocky road trip to a moral conclusion.
VIVA ROCK VEGAS takes a slightly rocky road to virtue. Moral principles are upheld in the end, including honesty, marriage, decency, and hard work. Regrettably, getting to this high-minded ending involves some low-life humor and some politically correct class envy. Included among the slapstick humor are scatological jokes and homosexual jokes, including a cross-dressing sequence. Although the plot is complex, most children will just enjoy the slapstick roller coaster ride