"More Playboy Pornification of America"
What You Need To Know:
MISS MARCH is filled with extremely strong foul language, graphic vulgarity and depraved sexual references. Though the ending gives a sop to those upset about the exploitation of women in PLAYBOY’s hedonistic philosophy, the movie ultimately still promotes Hugh Hefner’s materialistic pornification of society, including children. MISS MARCH is probably the worst movie of the year so far, in more ways than one.
(PaPaPa, HoHoHo, LLL, VV, SSS, NNN, AA, DD, MMM) Very strong hedonistic pagan worldview with very strong lesbian homosexual content; at least 124 obscenities, three strong profanities and 19 light profanities, plus vomiting, shots of human feces and woman unknowingly drinks dog urine; strong comic violence such as man falls down stairs, man gets hit with metal toolbox, shelves fall on man, man hits man with baseball bat to wake him up from coma, doctor hits patient with baseball bat to wake her up, man stabs woman in head with fork off screen, firemen chase men with hatchets, firemen hit car with hatchets, man sets motel on fire, car hits telephone pole and sign, etc.; very strong crude sexual references include references to fornication, oral sex, boys find PLAYBOY magazine and look at centerfold, suggestive dancing, and depicted lesbian behavior; upper female nudity in more than several shots, rear female nudity, image of deformed male organ, and upper male nudity; strong alcohol use and drunkenness; marijuana use; and, lying, negative depiction and negative comments of firemen, jokes about epilepsy, reckless driving, slander, revenge, rude behavior, insults.
MISS MARCH, a lame comedy glorifying the PLAYBOY perversion of American males from the cradle to the grave, begins with two boys, Eugene and Tucker, discovering the Playboy magazine of Eugene’s older brother. As the years pass, Eugene’s goofy friend, Tucker, takes the Playboy philosophy to heart, but Eugene wants to save himself for his girlfriend, Cindi. Cindi convinces Eugene, however, that they should have sexual relations on prom night.
Eugene is a bit nervous about the expected rendezvous, so Tucker convinces him to drink some whiskey shots to settle his nerves. Eugene gets drunk, however, and has an accident that leaves him in a coma.
Four years later, Eugene wakes up, only to find that Cindi has posed nude for PLAYBOY. Thus begins a crazy cross-country road trip with Tucker to Hugh Hefner’s PLAYBOY mansion to win Cindi back.
MISS MARCH is filled with extremely strong foul language, graphic vulgarity and depraved sexual references. Though the ending gives a sop to those upset about the voyeurism and exploitation of women in PLAYBOY’s hedonistic philosophy, the movie ultimately still promotes Hugh Hefner’s materialistic pornification of society, including its children. MISS MARCH is probably the worst movie of the year so far, in more ways than one. It will appeal to some of the worst aspects of people’s character. Regrettably, that may include millions of people who should know better.
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