"Worst Comedy Spoof Ever Made?"
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Although FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK follows a plot structure, the jokes and dialogue are so haphazard and stupid the movie isn’t funny at all. It’s also incredibly boring and has nearly constant, graphic foul language, along with extremely vulgar dialogue and jokes about every type of perversion imaginable. FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK is an ill-conceived 10 minute comedy skit dragged on for 92 minutes that’s many times more offensive and abhorrent (and dumber) than the original material.
(PaPaPa, HoHo, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, AA, DD, M) Very strong pagan worldview in comedy spoof about the infamous sadomasochistic “romance” novel FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK, includes some crude homosexual references; at least 142 obscenities (including many “f” words), nine strong profanities, 20 light profanities, some racial epithets, and many vulgarities; very strong violence because plot is about sadomasochistic activity, including three spanking scenes; very strong sexual content includes nearly constant vulgar references to sex and sexual perversion, depicted fornication, sadomasochism, and some homosexual references; scenes of full male nudity that are obviously fake, upper female nudity in one scene, and rear and upper male nudity; alcohol us and drunkenness; a couple drug references, including to smoking crack; and, stealing, and insults.
FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK is a comedy spoof of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, the infamous book and movie about a young college student beginning a relationship with a rich businessman who also happens to be a sadist. FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK is an ill-conceived 10 minute comedy skit dragged on for 90 minutes that’s actually many times more offensive and abhorrent, and dumber, than the original material.
Aside from adding a steady stream of extremely crude, lewd and idiotic jokes, the movie pretty much follows the plot of the original movie. An inexperienced black college student named Hannah agrees to take her sick, crude, overweight roommate’s place place and interview a rich businessman named Christian Black. Christian is weird, rude and polite all at the same time, but he intrigues Hannah.
Later, Christian stalks Hannah at the hardware store where she works, and more weird conversations ensue. Then, he comes to rescue her from a friend who tries to force himself on her at a nightclub, where Hannah’s had too much to drink.
Soon, Christian is showing Hannah his “playroom,” where he and his friends play video games. He then takes her to the room where he keeps his sadistic sex paraphernalia and asks her to sign an involved contract to establish the boundaries of their relationship. The joke in the spoof is that Hannah seems to have even more sadistic tendencies than Christian does. Eventually, however, he goes too far, and Hannah has to teach him a lesson if their relationship is to continue.
Although FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK follows a plot structure, the jokes and dialogue are so haphazard and stupid that the movie isn’t funny at all. It’s also incredibly boring. In addition, the screenwriters just string together one really raunchy and stupid joke after another, the most lewd ones they that come into their warped minds, with no rhyme or reason.
As a result, this spoof is many times more obscene, annoying and stupid than the original FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK has nearly constant, graphic foul language, along with extremely vulgar dialogue and jokes about every type of perversion imaginable. It’s clearly one of the worst movies ever made, and one of the worst, most unfunny comedies ever. Watching the end credits, which just lists the names of the people who made this turkey, was far more interesting.