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Release Date: January 31, 2003

Starring: Jimi Mistry, Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, and Michael McKean

Genre: Romantic Comedy/Musical

Audience: Teenagers and adults REVIEWER:
Dr. Tom Snyder The
anti-Christian, Romantic and
pagan notions of the New Age
movement, and the moral
corruption within many
mainstream Christian
denominations, have come home
to roost in THE GURU, a
splashy romantic comedy about
sex from Universal. British
born actor Jimi Mistry stars
in THE GURU as Ramu, a naïve
young dance instructor from
India who comes to New York
City because he wants to be a
star. The first acting job he
lands, however, is a role in
what turns out to be a porno
movie. Ramu goes along with
the job, he needs the work,
but he's too shy to perform
his big scene, even though he
gets advice from the beautiful
blonde porn star, Sharrona,
played by Heather Graham.
Sharrona tells Ramu that God
has made her body for sex.
"The most powerful sexual
organ is your brain," she
adds. Later, Ramu and his
Indian friend are helping to
cater a fancy Park Avenue
party featuring a real Hindu
guru, but the guru passes out
from drinking too much. The
boss asks Ramu to take the
guru's place. Ramu agrees, at
least it's an acting job.
Although he gets off to a slow
start, Ramu hits it off with
the crowd when he uses
Sharrona's views about God and
sex. "God wants us to have
sex," says Ramu, who then
leads the crowd in an
elaborate song and dance
straight out of Indian
movies. Ramu's unique theology
attracts Lexi, whose mother
originally hired the guru to
help her daughter, who's
depressed because she hasn't
found anything fulfilling to
believe. Lexi, played by
Marisa Tomei, is attracted to
Ramu's phony made-up religion
and immediately invites him to
her bed. She likes the
uninhibited lifestyle that he
promoted in his talk. Soon,
Lexi is helping Ramu spread
his sexual New Age philosophy
among all her high-roller
acquaintances. She doesn't
know, however, that Ramu has
asked Sharrona to provide him
with more tips about sex so
that he can become a big porn
star. Sharrona helps Ramu, but
she does not know that he just
wants to use her ideas to make
money from hawking a phony
religion. Although Sharrona's
engaged to a jealous fireman,
who doesn't know she's a porn
star, she and Ramu start
falling in love. Ramu imagines
Sharrona singing the John
Travolta, Olivia Newton John
number from GREASE, "You're
the One that I Want," with
him. All this lying continues
until the movie's end, when
all the truth is finally
revealed. When it's not being
lewd and crude, THE GURU has
some very entertaining song
and dance numbers. They play
like a frothy combination of
John Travolta musicals,
especially GREASE, and Indian
movies from Bollywood, the
name for India's movie
industry. Jimi Mistry does a
really good job as Ramu.
Despite the sleazy aspects of
his character, he manages to
be very appealing on screen.
Marisa Tomei is also good as
the emotional Lexi. Heather
Graham, however, needs to
stick with her modeling
career. She's good for showing
off the latest fashion, but
not for much else, unless, of
course, she takes some serious
acting classes and finds
better material. The ultimate
message in THE GURU's Romantic
worldview is "follow your
heart wherever it takes you,"
whether that's pornography,
sexual promiscuity, homosexual
perversion, materialism, or
even the asceticism that one
character in the movie finds,
which is the rejection of
materialism. Romanticism is a
cancer of the mind and of the
heart that eventually devours
all wisdom and all moral
conscience. THE GURU's
worldview is also politically
correct. At the end of the
movie, two characters come to
accept their homosexuality,
and everyone celebrates the
multicultural American utopia
of the religious left and New
Age paganism. Of course,
within this politically
correct worldview, the worst
thing you can be is a
committed Christian, or even a
committed Hindu. In fact, one
scene of the movie suggests
that the Roman Catholic priest
who mentors Sharrona's fiancé
secretly watches some of
Sharrona's porn movies. Other
lines from the movie
incredibly contend that God
approves of pornography. Thus,
diversity only goes so far in
some parts of Hollywood and
some parts of America.
Americans are dooming our
children and our country to a
life of unfulfilling hedonism
and repressive, mind-numbing
secularism by filling our
screens with such
politically-correct movies as
THE GURU. Please address your
comments to: Stacey Snider,
Chairman Universal
Pictures Ron Meyer,
President/COO Universal
Studios 100 Universal City
Plaza Universal City, CA
91608-1085 Phone: (818)
777-1000 Web Page:
www.universalstudios.com

Rating: R

Runtime: 91 minutes

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GENRE: Romantic Comedy/Musical

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Summary:

In THE GURU, an R-rated comedy, an immigrant from India who wants to be an American movie star, uses pithy ideas about God and sexual fulfillment from a female porn star to become a New Age sexual guru to rich people. THE GURU is an abhorrent movie with an abhorrent, politically correct worldview and strong sexual content that lauds promiscuity and homosexual perversion.

Review:

The anti-Christian, Romantic and pagan notions of the New Age movement, and the moral corruption within many mainstream Christian denominations, have come home to roost in THE GURU, a splashy romantic comedy about sex from Universal.

British born actor Jimi Mistry stars in THE GURU as Ramu, a naïve young dance instructor from India who comes to New York City because he wants to be a star. The first acting job he lands, however, is a role in what turns out to be a porno movie. Ramu goes along with the job, he needs the work, but he's too shy to perform his big scene, even though he gets advice from the beautiful blonde porn star, Sharrona, played by Heather Graham. Sharrona tells Ramu that God has made her body for sex. "The most powerful sexual organ is your brain," she adds.

Later, Ramu and his Indian friend are helping to cater a fancy Park Avenue party featuring a real Hindu guru, but the guru passes out from drinking too much. The boss asks Ramu to take the guru's place. Ramu agrees, at least it's an acting job. Although he gets off to a slow start, Ramu hits it off with the crowd when he uses Sharrona's views about God and sex. "God wants us to have sex," says Ramu, who then leads the crowd in an elaborate song and dance straight out of Indian movies.

Ramu's unique theology attracts Lexi, whose mother originally hired the guru to help her daughter, who's depressed because she hasn't found anything fulfilling to believe. Lexi, played by Marisa Tomei, is attracted to Ramu's phony made-up religion and immediately invites him to her bed. She likes the uninhibited lifestyle that he promoted in his talk.

Soon, Lexi is helping Ramu spread his sexual New Age philosophy among all her high-roller acquaintances. She doesn't know, however, that Ramu has asked Sharrona to provide him with more tips about sex so that he can become a big porn star. Sharrona helps Ramu, but she does not know that he just wants to use her ideas to make money from hawking a phony religion. Although Sharrona's engaged to a jealous fireman, who doesn't know she's a porn star, she and Ramu start falling in love. Ramu imagines Sharrona singing the John Travolta, Olivia Newton John number from GREASE, "You're the One that I Want," with him. All this lying continues until the movie's end, when all the truth is finally revealed.

When it's not being lewd and crude, THE GURU has some very entertaining song and dance numbers. They play like a frothy combination of John Travolta musicals, especially GREASE, and Indian movies from Bollywood, the name for India's movie industry. Jimi Mistry does a really good job as Ramu. Despite the sleazy aspects of his character, he manages to be very appealing on screen. Marisa Tomei is also good as the emotional Lexi. Heather Graham, however, needs to stick with her modeling career. She's good for showing off the latest fashion, but not for much else, unless, of course, she takes some serious acting classes and finds better material.

The ultimate message in THE GURU's Romantic worldview is "follow your heart wherever it takes you," whether that's pornography, sexual promiscuity, homosexual perversion, materialism, or even the asceticism that one character in the movie finds, which is the rejection of materialism. Romanticism is a cancer of the mind and of the heart that eventually devours all wisdom and all moral conscience.

THE GURU's worldview is also politically correct. At the end of the movie, two characters come to accept their homosexuality, and everyone celebrates the multicultural American utopia of the religious left and New Age paganism. Of course, within this politically correct worldview, the worst thing you can be is a committed Christian, or even a committed Hindu. In fact, one scene of the movie suggests that the Roman Catholic priest who mentors Sharrona's fiancé secretly watches some of Sharrona's porn movies. Other lines from the movie incredibly contend that God approves of pornography. Thus, diversity only goes so far in some parts of Hollywood and some parts of America. Americans are dooming our children and our country to a life of unfulfilling hedonism and repressive, mind-numbing secularism by filling our screens with such politically-correct movies as THE GURU.

Please address your comments to:

Stacey Snider, Chairman

Universal Pictures

Ron Meyer, President/COO

Universal Studios

100 Universal City Plaza

Universal City, CA 91608-1085

Phone: (818) 777-1000

Web Page: www.universalstudios.com

SUMMARY: In THE GURU, an R-rated comedy, an immigrant from India who wants to be an American movie star, uses pithy ideas about God and sexual fulfillment from a female porn star to become a New Age sexual guru to rich people. THE GURU is an abhorrent movie with an abhorrent, politically correct worldview and strong sexual content that lauds promiscuity and homosexual perversion.

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