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HOLMES & WATSON

"Numbskull Comedy About a Smart Detective"

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HOLMES & WATSON is a broad spoof of a classic Sherlock Holmes detective story. Will Ferrell plays a prideful, bumbling Holmes who refuses to make his sidekick, Doctor Watson, a co-detective as they try to solve a murder before the killer murders the Queen. As Holmes and Watson try to find a killer who’s impersonating their greatest nemesis, Moriarty, they make acquaintances and go on many adventures.

HOLMES & WATSON delivers few laughs among its many dumb jokes, obvious innuendos, and physical comedy serving the lowest common denominator. An excellent supporting cast only provides minor relief and is ultimately wasted in a story that’s obviously not concerned with plot. That said, the movie’s theme is endearing and even has its own musical number. Eventually, Holmes learns he can’t rely only on his intellect but also needs to rely on love and empathy. Even so, much of the movie’s humor is too crude and unsuitable for children. Even fans of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will find this one too dumb for them. HOLMES & WATSON is worth skipping for family audiences.

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Dominant Worldview and Other Worldview Content/Elements:
Strong pagan worldview with scenes depicting various types of debauchery, but the movie’s premise speaks of love being more powerful than logic so only when Holmes accepts the love of the people around him can he actually save the day, plus some politically correct, liberal political jokes, including jokes supporting gun control;

Foul Language:
17 obscenities (including one “f” word, eight “s” words, three “a” words, one “b” word, four “d” words), five exclamatory light profanities, and various scatological jokes including depicted and implied vomiting, a character spits up after being poisoned, one of the symptoms of the poison also includes depicted male lactation, Sherlock calculates the trajectory of his urine but then ends up peeing his pants, Watson reveals he’s been carrying around jars of Sherlock’s urine which he later smashes;

Violence:
Numerous instances of comical violence with little blood, including Watson excessively shooting up a courtroom and killing someone in the process, a slapping match between Holmes and Watson, a character poisons another character, two characters get stabbed, depicted boxing match, two characters accidentally hit another character in the head and try to hide the body, school bullies attack the new student, a dead body falls out of a birthday cake, and comically graphic descriptions of hanging;

Sex:
Numerous sexual jokes and innuendos including a running joke in the movie about a character “touching himself” with a long string of innuendos describing the process, Watson celebrates having beaten syphilis, Holmes makes several references to his penis, Watson sends a sensual drunk telegram to a woman asking what she is wearing and requests that the telegram includes a tracing of his genitals (with innuendos for their names), Holmes wants to know if a girl drips hot wax on her body, a running joke about Mrs. Hudson having male guests including one being seen coming out of the bedroom zipping his pants up, a fly that Holmes and Watson are trying to catch lands on several phallic objects about which Homes makes innuendos, Watson and Grace sensually embalm a body together in the morgue, references to prostitution, and innuendoes about self-abuse;

Nudity:
A scantily clad girl in a corset carries a sign around a boxing ring for a match, Watson has a sensual dream about strip-chess with Grace where he removes his shirt and she removes her outer garments but continues to wear her dress. A naked, male dead body falls out of a cake exposing the upper half, and the body is later seen at the morgue but no genitals are shown;

Alcohol Use:
A sequence where Holmes and Watson get very drunk at a bar;

Smoking and/or Drug Use and Abuse:
Sherlock Holmes carries a pipe, and there are several references to cocaine and opium, including one scene where Holmes and Watson play lawn games while under the influence of cocaine; and,

Miscellaneous Immorality:
Bullying but rebuked, betting, and a child picks a man’s pocket.

More Detail:

HOLMES & WATSON, a spoof of a classic Sherlock Holmes detective story, is unfortunately full of dumb humor, an uneven script and an uninteresting mystery. Will Ferrell plays a prideful, somewhat bumbling Holmes who refuses to make his sidekick John Watson (John C. Reilly) a co-detective as they try to solve a murder before the killer murders the Queen. The spoof is obviously more concerned with laughs than the plot but sadly delivers very few laughs among all the dumb jokes, obvious innuendos and slapstick comedy serving the lowest, often crudest common denominator.

If you’re looking for a movie to see this holiday season, any other option is probably better than HOLMES & WATSON. In fact, if you’re looking for a Sherlock Holmes comedy, WITHOUT A CLUE, starring Michael Caine and Ben Kingsley, or SHERLOCK GNOMES are much smarter and more fresh satires of this sub-genre. So, the real mystery becomes why this movie was necessary in the first place. Even more puzzling, and admittedly more interesting than the mystery of the plot, is how they managed to get such a star-studded cast of supporting players. The ever-talented Rebecca Hall, Ralph Fiennes, Kelly Macdonald, Hugh Laurie, and a hilarious Lauren Lapkus are all obviously doing their best with the script they were given.

The script itself is less of a cohesive story and more of a string of gags. As Holmes and Watson try to find a killer who’s impersonating their greatest nemesis, Moriarty, they make several acquaintances and go on many adventures. Rebecca Hall and Lauren Lapkus play an American doctor and her test subject, respectively, who also serve as love interests for Holmes and Watson. Their American heritage leads to several ironic political jokes, jabs at current politicians, and the idea of a female doctor is also a running joke throughout the movie. Those are probably the smartest jokes, although controversial and painfully obvious. The rest of the gags involve slapstick, innuendo, or body humor in various scenes such as the doctors flirting as they sensually perform an autopsy, a few instances of Holmes and Watson being strung out on cocaine, a drunken bar sequence, and the two detectives slapping each other as they try to catch a killer bee. It’s obvious the filmmakers were going for goofy but ended up with an unfunny, juvenile movie that feels much longer than 99 minutes.

Despite many crude gags, the movie’s premise is endearing and even has its own musical number. Eventually, Holmes learns he can’t always rely on his intellect, but needs to allow room for love and emotions in his life. Only when Holmes accepts the love of the people around him can he actually save the day. Although a nice thought, this theme seems to be spoofed as well and is eclipsed by the story’s other negative factors. Overall, much of the humor is too crude and unsuitable for children. Even fans of Ferrell and Reilly will find this one too dumb even for them. Moviegoers looking for an entertaining comedy will find HOLMES & WATSON worth skipping, family viewers even more so.

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Now more than ever we’re bombarded by darkness in media, movies, and TV. Movieguide® has fought back for almost 40 years, working within Hollywood to propel uplifting and positive content. We’re proud to say we’ve collaborated with some of the top industry players to influence and redeem entertainment for Jesus. Still, the most influential person in Hollywood is you. The viewer.

What you listen to, watch, and read has power. Movieguide® wants to give you the resources to empower the good and the beautiful. But we can’t do it alone. We need your support.

You can make a difference with as little as $7. It takes only a moment. If you can, consider supporting our ministry with a monthly gift. Thank you.

Movieguide® is a 501c3 and all donations are tax deductible.


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