We Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Hey, all you opera fans, listen up.
Associated Press announces the happy news that we have all been waiting for. Al Gore’s movie AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH is going to become an opera. Yes, an opera.
Regrettably, this will take place in Milan, Italy so in order to attend, American Gore fans will need to take an airplane. You know, those big silver things that leave huge “carbon footprints.”
No reason was given as to why the Milan opera house would want to do this, nor what makes this movie worthy of an opera. It does, however, carry on the opera tradition of bringing great myths and fables to life.