A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS

(PaPaPa, ABABAB, B, C, HoHo, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, AA, DDD, MM) Very strong, somewhat mixed pagan worldview mostly promoting marijuana but also very irresponsibly making light of other drug use, some content has very strong, irreverent Anti-Christian and Anti-Catholic humor such as man allegedly goes to Heaven where he’s surrounded by scantily man who fantasizes nuns kissing and showering together and man fantasizes priest going after a boy mixed with some light positive content and respect shown for one Catholic family’s celebration of Christmas and going to midnight mass and man makes a serious speech saying he’s grown to love Christmas too after marrying a Catholic wife, and a supporting character says he’s converted from Judaism to Christianity, plus some overt homosexual references played mostly for crude laughs; more than 150 obscenities and profanities, mostly variations of “f” and “s” words with about 10 of God and Jesus Christ’s names being abused; strong comic violence includes a subplot involving Russian mobster and his henchmen where they’re shown slashing a man’s throat with blood pouring out and smashing a man’s hand with a hammer, henchmen open machine gun fire all over a party and causing dozens of teenagers to run for safety along with the lead characters, a comedic car chase where a driver plows through construction equipment and barriers before flipping car upside down and smashing the Christmas tree atop it, another tree catches fire, and Harold shoots a shotgun into the air and shoots down Santa Claus, who has a head wound that Kumar graphically performs impromptu surgery on; very strong, often disgusting sexual content and sexual humor includes one supporting character brags that he’s racing to “deflower” a woman he met on the Internet who is a virgin named Mary and then jokes, “How fitting is that?,” Kumar fantasizes Catholic nuns shower next to each other naked and even kiss each other while showering, several topless women wearing nun habits and at least one woman shown with full-frontal nudity including a cross shaved into her nether regions, Kumar fantasizes young altar boy teasing three Catholic priests who chase him towards “secret room,” one sequence features real-life actor Neil Patrick Harris satirizing his real-life homosexual status where the actor plays himself in a Rockettes-style Christmas stage show and is shown lying to women cast members backstage, saying he’s homosexual so that they will feel they can trust him to be alone with them in his dressing room so that Harris (in character for the film) can try to touch a female cast member all around her lingerie en route to attempting sex with her, though the actress catches on and fights him off her; extreme nudity includes woman has a crucifix over her private parts, shots of a Claymation male organ, man pours hot coffee over Claymation organ stuck to metal pole, and upper female nudity; alcohol use and drunkenness; extreme drug humor includes smoking marijuana, the two leads are also drugged with an unknown substance laced into egg nog by a rude teenager and this leads to a Claymation sequence of their drug visions in which a giant evil snowman wreaks havoc across New York City, and a girl toddler gets high on marijuana smoke from Kumar, gets high on cocaine that falls on her after she sneezes, and gets high with her father when they mistake Ecstasy for candy; and, lying, tawdry joke about getting rid of one’s circumcision after becoming a Christian, and one lead character learns to be responsible and agrees to marry and be a father to his pregnant girlfriend’s baby, but she tells him not to stop smoking marijuana.