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Putrid Movie

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Release Date: January 26, 2007

Address Comments To:

Rupert Murdoch
Chairman/CEO
News Corp.
Peter Chernin, President/COO
The Fox Group
Tom Rothman and Jim Gianopulos, Chairmen/CEO
Fox Filmed Entertainment
20th Century Fox Film Corp.
A division of Fox, Inc. and News Corp.
10201 West Pico Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90035
Phone: (310) 369-1000
Website: www.fox.com

Content:

(PaPaPa, AbAbAb, O, LLL, VV, SS, NN, AA, D, MM) Very strong pagan worldview where gratification is paramount and that crudely mocks a classic children's series with Christian themes, plus some references to witchcraft; at least 31 obscenities and 10 profanities, plus urinating in snow in the form of writing, urinating in toilet with television in toilet, and urinating on coat which is then warn by one of the participants; strong, abundant slapstick violence; implied fornication and bestiality, including lion/man sleeps with “children” (who are obviously adult) and uses sexual extortion, and a fawn French kisses beaver; full rear male nudity and painted mutant woman appears almost nude; binge drinking through a hose followed by intense vomiting; smoking; and, extortion and selfishness.

Summary:

EPIC MOVIE is a vulgar, nasty satire of THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, THE X MEN, THE DA VINCI CODE, SUPERMAN, NACHO LIBRE, SNAKES ON A PLANE, BORAT, and others. It is loaded with foul language and includes binge drinking, smoking and bestiality.

Review:

PIC MOVIE is a vulgar, nasty satire of THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, THE X MEN, THE DA VINCI CODE, SUPERMAN, NACHO LIBRE, SNAKES ON A PLANE, BORAT, and others. It is loaded with scatological humor, vulgarity and just plain bad taste, which is how they hope to make money. It is a shame someone cannot make a satirical comedy that relies on clever clean humor rather than vulgarity, sex, urination, and vomiting.

The “story” is of four orphans, each from a background related to a popular movie, getting tickets to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Once there, they are threatened with becoming part of some candy. To escape the demented Wonka, they enter a wardrobe that lands them in Gnarna. The majority of the satire revolves around THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA.

The “story” is insignificant. Everything is aimed at delivering as much sick humor as can be crammed into 86 minutes. “Mr. Tumnus,” a faun, shares a photograph of his human father showing affection for his goat mother. “Aslo," a lion/man creature, demands a night of sex with Lucy, Susan and Peter before being willing to go save Edward from the white witch (the movie uses a different word than witch). It is shocking that this level of sick humor did not receive an “R” rating from the MPAA.

MOVIEGUIDE® roundly denounces paying to watch others urinate, fornicate and vomit. EPIC MOVIE is all this and worse. It is loaded with foul language and includes binge drinking, smoking and bestiality.

In Brief:

EPIC MOVIE is a vulgar, nasty satire of THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, X MEN, THE DA VINCI CODE, SUPERMAN, NACHO LIBRE, SNAKES ON A PLANE, and other movies. The “story” is of four orphans, each from a background related to a popular movie. The orphans get tickets to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Once there, they are threatened with becoming part of some of the candy. To escape the demented Wonka, they enter a wardrobe than lands them in Gnarna. The majority of the satire revolves around THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, where a lion/man creature demands a night of sex with Lucy, Susan and Peter before being willing to save Edward from the white witch.

The “story” of EPIC MOVIE is insignificant. Everything is aimed at delivering as much sick humor as can be crammed into 86 minutes. MOVIEGUIDE® roundly denounces paying to watch others urinate, fornicate and vomit. EPIC MOVIE is this and worse. It is loaded with foul language and includes binge drinking and bestiality. It is shocking that this level of sick humor did not receive an “R” rating from the Motion Picture Association.