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PIRANHA 3D

What You Need To Know:

PIRANHA 3D may be the most despicable monster movie ever made. The story is set during spring break at fictional Victoria Lake in the Southwest somewhere. Lake Havasu, Arizona provides the substitute for the fictional location. A “Girls Gone Wild” wannabe ropes the female sheriff’s college-age son into helping him find good locations nearby to shoot nude videos of his two “actresses.” A massive underwater earthquake, however, has unleashed hordes of prehistoric piranha fish from an underground cave that was blocked off from the lake. Extremely bloody mayhem soon results.

PIRANHA 3D is one of the most violent, gruesome, sickening, and despicable movies ever made. The graphic violence is extremely over the top. The movie also has abundant foul language as well as extremely explicit nudity. There are also lewd scenes promoting lesbianism and many tasteless jokes. Finally, the movie contains pointless shots of religious people with signs telling the young pagans cavorting on the lake things like “Read the Bible.” All the parties involved in this movie should be ashamed of themselves. How this disgusting movie ever got only an R rating is beyond us.

Content:

(PaPaPa, Ab, B, HoHo, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, AAA, DD, MM) Very strong pagan worldview with a few politically correct shots that seem to mock Christian protests and only some minor moral chastisement, plus homosexual lesbian activity; at least 39 obscenities, nine strong profanities, two light profanities, and one obscene gesture insulting a person; extremely graphic and bloody violence of piranha fish tearing people apart, including skin and limbs, motor boat propeller tears off young woman’s face, wire tears woman’s body in two, young man decapitated, two children in danger, etc.; very strong softcore sexual content includes depicted lesbian activity, provocative dancing, depicted exhibitionism, depicted voyeurism, passionate kissing, wet T-shirt competition depicted, nude swimming depicted, and many sexual comments; many shots of full and upper female nudity, rear female nudity, graphic shot of full male nudity, and shots of upper male nudity; alcohol use, drunkenness and depiction of alcoholic cavorting during a spring break at a resort lake; no smoking but man snorts cocaine; and, strong miscellaneous immorality includes man is very rude, insults depicted, selfishness, irresponsibility, partygoers refuse to listen to police authorities, and son deceives mother, leaving two little children alone.

More Detail:

PIRANHA 3D may be the most despicable monster movie ever made. It tries to capitalize on the popularity of Steven Spielberg’s original JAWS masterpiece, but it doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as that movie.

At any rate, in the story, it’s spring break at Victoria Lake in the southwest somewhere (Lake Havasu, Arizona provides the substitute for the location). A “Girls Gone Wild” wannabe ropes the female sheriff’s college-age son to help him find good locations on the lake to shoot nude video of his two “actresses.” A massive underwater earthquake, however, has unleashed hordes of prehistoric piranha fish from an underground cave that was blocked off from the lake. Extremely bloody mayhem soon results.

PIRANHA 3D is one of the most violent, gruesome, sickening, and despicable movies ever made. The graphic violence is extremely over the top. The movie also has abundant foul language as well as extremely explicit nudity. There are also many lewd scenes promoting lesbianism and many tasteless jokes. Finally, the movie contains pointless shots of religious people with signs telling the young pagans cavorting on the lake things like “Read the Bible.” The filmmakers do nothing with this minor subplot, so who knows what to make of it.

All the parties involved in this movie should be ashamed of themselves. How this disgusting movie ever got only an R rating is beyond us. If moviegoers would refrain from spending any money whatsoever on this stupid movie, they would be doing themselves, their friends, their relatives, their neighbors, their country, and the whole human race, not to mention the art of popular moviemaking, a really gigantic favor!

This movie is designed to attract teenage males, but please, please, please don’t let them see this movie.

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Now more than ever we’re bombarded by darkness in media, movies, and TV. Movieguide® has fought back for almost 40 years, working within Hollywood to propel uplifting and positive content. We’re proud to say we’ve collaborated with some of the top industry players to influence and redeem entertainment for Jesus. Still, the most influential person in Hollywood is you. The viewer.

What you listen to, watch, and read has power. Movieguide® wants to give you the resources to empower the good and the beautiful. But we can’t do it alone. We need your support.

You can make a difference with as little as $7. It takes only a moment. If you can, consider supporting our ministry with a monthly gift. Thank you.

Movieguide® is a 501c3 and all donations are tax deductible.